SIMON DREW
BLACK TEE-SHIRTS
£14.95 +postage
100% cotton
Medium 40 ins
Xlge 48 ins
AGA
Resting under the
North face of the Aga
AVOCADO
The seven stage of the avocado
BEER
Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy
BUNKER Is my friend in the bunker or is the bastard on the green?
CHOLESTEROL
I drive way too fast to worry
about cholesterol
COLIN
Suddenly,
Colin came to a
fork in the road
CRISIS
Any
idiot can deal with a crisis:
it
takes a genius to cope with
everyday
life
DALI
Dali Havidson
DEAR
LORD
“Dear Lord, please make
me the kind of person my
dog thinks I am”
GROWING
OLD
Growing
old is compulsory
growing
up is optional
HEALTH
Health
is what we drink to before
we fall down
JIMI
Jimi Hen Drinks
Go jogging?
What, and get hit by a meteor?
TEENAGERS
Prawn to be wild
SPRINGER
Springers
in the air
SHEPHERD SPY
One tequila, two tequila
three tequila, floor
WELSH RABBIT
Irish, Scottish, English, Welsh
Alcohol doesnt make you fat. It makes you lean. Against bars, poles and walls. W.C. Fields
He came into the room all buns glazing
KEPT CALM
So he kept calm and carried Ron
NUTS
The trouble with jogging is that ice falls out of your glass
100% cotton; Medium 38 ins; Xlge 46 ins;